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Post by themirrorthief on Jan 23, 2019 18:10:53 GMT -5
lots of fun insane in here
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Post by ChrisLAdams on Jan 24, 2019 9:12:13 GMT -5
He was deadly with a rope and wicked with a knife; He could kill without a flinch and his jungle was rife... There was a young woman called Jane, Whose body drove Tarzan insane; He’d howl at the moon, Like a sex-crazed baboon, To see her dance nude in the rain.
...... OMGosh! Bwaaaaaaaaaahhh!!! In a dim land far off, 'twas a rogue they called Kail When he strode into town the misses cried, All Hail! For Kail twarnt no dandy And was know to be quite randy But for beddin' the governor's daughter they toss'd him in jail!
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Post by buxom9sorceress on Jan 25, 2019 3:27:21 GMT -5
~~~ How do you solve a problem like... ~~~ ....
Do any of you fathers with daughters feel any sympathy for Ymir? I have a precocious 9 yo daughter who is extremely prone to in-your-face disobedience.... Another good, and brutal, poem, Sorceress! I'm still dabbling on this Tarzan poem for a Burroughs fanzine, but I'm also pondering what I'll write next for the Pit! Nothing concrete yet, but I do have an idea for the start. You must be very proud to have an intelligent and creative daughter. But Daddy the Alpha male Provider and protector is entitled to his own fave spot. Be very firm and strict about that, otherwise she will think you are a pushover and will challenge you on lots of other things? > Thanks very much. i look forward to some Tarzanic poems in here? And my thanks to CHAR-V and GRIM-W for your replies about my Atali problem poem.
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Post by buxom9sorceress on Jan 25, 2019 4:09:34 GMT -5
... I'm still dabbling on this Tarzan poem for a Burroughs fanzine ... There once was a hero of mine Who swung through the trees on a vine; The lord of the apes Ate raw meat and grapes And his cry could send chills down your spine. ...... Hey Kail and Chris, big thanks for your new Tarzania limericks and short poems. Much Great fun.
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Post by buxom9sorceress on Jan 25, 2019 4:19:54 GMT -5
~~~ Jungle Passion ~~~
Smooth Serpent slithers down my sweaty spine Flying Squirrels tickle these muddy feet of mine
From my big breastplates little Monkeys swinging Elephantine trumpets in my ears a-ringing
I sing my love song like a pretty Canary I hug and squeeze a long strong trunk so hairy
I spy His long swinging vine and peeping balls My heart doth dance and pound to hear his jungle calls. ~~~~~ [ by Bux --- 2019 ] --
[ jungle passion hot dreams are very welcome in the cold and dark of our northern winter ]
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Post by ChrisLAdams on Jan 25, 2019 8:13:38 GMT -5
OMGosh! Bwaaaaaaaaaahhh!!! In a dim land far off, 'twas a rogue they called Kail When he strode into town the misses cried, All Hail! For Kail twarnt no dandy And was know to be quite randy But for beddin' the governor's daughter they toss'd him in jail!In dreams, Chris. ...... Hope you sleep good tonight.
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Post by ChrisLAdams on Jan 25, 2019 8:31:37 GMT -5
You must be very proud to have an intelligent and creative daughter. But Daddy the Alpha male Provider and protector is entitled to his own fave spot. Be very firm and strict about that, otherwise she will think you are a pushover and will challenge you on lots of other things? > Thanks very much. i look forward to some Tarzanic poems in here? And my thanks to CHAR-V and GRIM-W for your replies about my Atali problem poem. Too late, sorceress! She already thinks I'm a pushover! Glad you liked the limericks -- those are fun to write. I especially enjoy doing them as a riposte to Kail! His 'cling' to my 'clang', as it were. I have a more ambitious Tarzan poem I'm trying to write, but I admit -- I'm struggling with it. I think it's where I'm basing it in general on one of the novels, so my free-form style is narrowed -- I can't just go where I will at a whim. Poems like One and All seem to come much easier for me - when I can let my mind run free and wild without restraint. Keep writing, all.
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Post by Von K on Jan 26, 2019 14:56:59 GMT -5
Sorry I've not posted here for a while, not written much verse lately either. My Muse is sunning herself on a beach in Barbados.
Glad to see you are all as prolific as ever.
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Post by ChrisLAdams on Jan 26, 2019 16:33:43 GMT -5
In the kingdom of old Shang-a-lang Lived two poets, by name Cling and Clang; They wrote rhymes in jest About Jane Porter’s chest And a ghost in a cannon — Bang! Bang! ...... Ha! Is that a reference to The Field Gun!? Cling and Clang! That's better than being called Click and Clack!
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Post by ChrisLAdams on Jan 27, 2019 9:18:58 GMT -5
Ha! Is that a reference to The Field Gun!? It made a big impression at the time, Chris, and it must've been rattling around in the old noggin when 'bang' made itself known as a possible rhyme. Not written in jest, I know, but still grimly humourous in its way. ...... I appreciate the cameo, Kail! I liked that one, too. I think war poetry is my favorite.
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Post by buxom9sorceress on Jan 30, 2019 20:54:17 GMT -5
Sorry I've not posted here for a while, not written much verse lately either. My Muse is sunning herself on a beach in Barbados. Glad to see you are all as prolific as ever. Hi. not being able to create new rhymes is understandable and a common block problem. But completely ignoring all the good new poems in here by your fellow friend poets, is not like you at all? [ you know well how we all need more feedback /support to encourage our quivering quills ] you have been completely absent from here for very long months, and much missed. Nice to hear that you are still ok. Give us just 4 lines of rhyme and surprise us and yourself? ======== >>>> Hey Kail and Chris, big thanks for your new fun limericks.
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Post by buxom9sorceress on Jan 30, 2019 21:04:13 GMT -5
~~~ Firebeard and the Crimson teeth ~~~
The crew of big Vanir Pirate Firebeard, at his captive Princess they all leered. When her guards came to grief she had blood on her teeth, grinning naked and staring so weird.
The exotic 'Vendhyan Princess' from Angkhor was unveiled as an evil cannibal-whore. Firebeard passed sentence and gave her a Dirk Proudly she pranced down the plank with a smirk The blood-thirsty crew were soon cheering the gore.
She stabbed the first Shark through the nose as another shape scraped past her toes. Then she chewed hard on a big fin as big chomping jaw aimed at her shin.
The crew saluted her fighting death throes, finally ripped apart by her ravenous foes? But they could not see through the bloody gloom They presumed she had sunk to her doom?
Firebeard smelled the perfumed silk of her dress he would forever remember that crazy 'Princess'.
Later the crew got a huge lump in their throat News said She had been picked up by a boat. Delivered to a Church, with relief she had wept but she plotted while all the nice Nuns had slept.
They were all found murdered by her evil jaw all their hearts and tongues she'd eaten raw Several tough bounty hunters follow her trail What do you bet that they will all fail? ~~~~~ [ by Buxom Sorceress --- 2019 ]
More grim horror and a very tough deadly maniac-princess. **[ dirk is a short dagger ]
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Post by Char-Vell on Jan 31, 2019 7:51:59 GMT -5
~~~ Firebeard and the Crimson teeth ~~~
The crew of big Vanir Pirate Firebeard, at his captive Princess they all leered. When her guards came to grief she had blood on her teeth, grinning naked and staring so weird.
The exotic 'Vendhyan Princess' from Angkhor was unveiled as an evil cannibal-whore. Firebeard passed sentence and gave her a Dirk Proudly she pranced down the plank with a smirk The blood-thirsty crew were soon cheering the gore.
She stabbed the first Shark through the nose as another shape scraped past her toes. Then she chewed hard on a big fin as big chomping jaw aimed at her shin.
The crew saluted her fighting death throes, finally ripped apart by her ravenous foes? But they could not see through the bloody gloom They presumed she had sunk to her doom?
Firebeard smelled the perfumed silk of her dress he would forever remember that crazy 'Princess'.
Later the crew got a huge lump in their throat News said She had been picked up by a boat. Delivered to a Church, with relief she had wept but she plotted while all the nice Nuns had slept.
They were all found murdered by her evil jaw all their hearts and tongues she'd eaten raw Several tough bounty hunters follow her trail What do you bet that they will all fail? ~~~~~ [ by Buxom Sorceress --- 2019 ]
More grim horror and a very tough deadly maniac-princess. **[ dirk is a short dagger ] Cool! What happened next?
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Post by ChrisLAdams on Jan 31, 2019 9:07:36 GMT -5
Sorry I've not posted here for a while, not written much verse lately either. My Muse is sunning herself on a beach in Barbados. Glad to see you are all as prolific as ever. Just darned blessed to have your presence back in this thread, there, VonK. Willkommen Sie, suruch.
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Post by ChrisLAdams on Jan 31, 2019 9:20:22 GMT -5
~~~ Firebeard and the Crimson teeth ~~~
The crew of big Vanir Pirate Firebeard, at his captive Princess they all leered. When her guards came to grief she had blood on her teeth, grinning naked and staring so weird.... A great story, sorceress! I love story poems. Always loved story songs, too, songs like Whiskey in the Jar, etc. I have started two different themed poems, both are stories, but I will make every attempt not to go Tolkein on your all azz and try to keep them short.
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