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Post by themirrorthief on Mar 17, 2018 12:55:06 GMT -5
why worry about the bomb...we are all going to die at some point regardless
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Post by themirrorthief on Mar 17, 2018 12:56:00 GMT -5
to stop a dog from biting you...try putting your leg in his mouth
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Post by themirrorthief on Mar 17, 2018 12:56:48 GMT -5
fat people catch a lot of grief...but during severe foot shortages...they live a helluva lot longer than the skinny ones...unless the skinny ones eat the fat ones
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Post by themirrorthief on Mar 17, 2018 12:57:53 GMT -5
often hard thinking leads to heavy drinking...so don't think to much about the things I say here
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Post by themirrorthief on Mar 30, 2018 23:43:17 GMT -5
we all fear death but actually we were all dead before we were conceived...maybe for a very long time
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Post by themirrorthief on Mar 31, 2018 0:31:24 GMT -5
dont put off until tomorrow the things you can do next week
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Post by themirrorthief on Mar 31, 2018 9:00:51 GMT -5
seek help immediately
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Post by themirrorthief on Apr 3, 2018 8:39:09 GMT -5
You don't have to be someone to be someone or you could say you have to be somebody before you can become somebody
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Post by themirrorthief on Apr 3, 2018 8:40:27 GMT -5
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app they'll start using it. that one is pretty good...but I fear brain usage is down all over
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Post by themirrorthief on Apr 3, 2018 8:57:48 GMT -5
the higher up the ladder you get, the more people can see your ass
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Post by themirrorthief on Apr 12, 2018 10:00:21 GMT -5
man who gets put in dog house may soon move to cat house
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Post by themirrorthief on Apr 26, 2018 19:58:23 GMT -5
if you have a "friend" who annoys you and you would rather unfriend him or her...loan them some money, they wont be back around for awhile
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Post by themirrorthief on Jun 10, 2018 11:11:49 GMT -5
why is it you can walk into a school and start shooting people when a prison is guarded with dozens of armed guards...which is more important, innocent school kids or rapists and murderers???
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Post by themirrorthief on Jun 15, 2018 18:59:22 GMT -5
the reason used stuff is so much cheaper than new is because the poor dude that bought it new had to pay all those taxes too
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Post by themirrorthief on Jul 27, 2018 15:09:53 GMT -5
everyone gets down and out sometimes...but when life hands you lemons...just add vodka!!!
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