Conan hates computers
May 28, 2018 20:07:18 GMT -5
Post by themirrorthief on May 28, 2018 20:07:18 GMT -5
yes Conan hates computers
almost as much as texting
he can never remember his password
and he never places
his fingers
on the right keys
which is not so strange
because he can't type anyhow
hes just a tad low brow
and his laptop is covered with mead
anyhow
he is sadly just old school
he has much more fun
with his other tools
and he likes his women
face to face
not a thousand miles away
hiding behind a fake bio
he did enjoy
looking at pics
of buxom women
but they mostly reminded
him of Valeria and Belit
and that tavern trull
he met that night in Nemedia
she was hot
but she tried to rob him
and he had to spank her
and then he shaved her head
or was it her head?
this bard is getting on in years
and cannot remember all
the details
so some parts dear reader
you must fill in
for yourself
but he did in truth
have those mighty
thews
and he never wore
any store bought
shoes
yes he was quite a fellow
and never turned down a drink
or comely wench
but he took the heads
of many wizards
and occasionally
his mighty shade
still takes a pee
over their sun bleached
bones
this poem
approved by Crom
