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Post by zarono on Jul 22, 2019 10:20:11 GMT -5
I find I comprehend text the best by eating six Krystals and going straight to bed. You should try Hardee's newest eldritch burger, the Big Ubbo-Sathla with jalapenos and Black Lotus sauce. Eat it around 10:30 and you'll have nightguants swarming as soon as your head hits the pillow.
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Post by Char-Vell on Jul 23, 2019 8:02:45 GMT -5
I find I comprehend text the best by eating six Krystals and going straight to bed. You should try Hardee's newest eldritch burger, the Big Ubbo-Sathla with jalapenos and Black Lotus sauce. Eat it around 10:30 and you'll have nightguants swarming as soon as your head hits the pillow. I ordered that at my local Hardee's they said they were out of Black Lotus sauce so I had them make it with the Yellow Lotus sauce. It was eldritch enough I suppose, but I emailed corporate to complain.
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Post by zarono on Jul 26, 2019 21:40:51 GMT -5
Something rustled in the tomb as I opened the book.
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Post by zarono on Jul 29, 2019 8:01:58 GMT -5
Among the Tcho Tcho.
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Post by zarono on Aug 2, 2019 6:48:33 GMT -5
Some doors opened to the voids between stars, others to muddy fields on long dead alien worlds.
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Post by Char-Vell on Aug 2, 2019 7:34:14 GMT -5
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Post by zarono on Aug 2, 2019 8:15:05 GMT -5
Yeah that bears an extra glance at the ingredient list
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Post by zarono on Aug 9, 2019 8:08:48 GMT -5
Erupting into our dimension like pustules on the face of reality.
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Post by zarono on Aug 12, 2019 12:20:59 GMT -5
Their hands and altars stained red with the blood of mankind.
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Post by Char-Vell on Aug 12, 2019 13:31:04 GMT -5
Do you have plans to fester loathsomely with your cosmic playmate this evening, but your hands are still bloodstained from sacrificing primates this morning? Try the Hand Soap of Tyndalos, now with pumice!
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Post by zarono on Aug 20, 2019 12:18:27 GMT -5
Blacken your soul with cosmic sins or just relax and look at the picture.
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Post by zarono on Aug 22, 2019 10:39:52 GMT -5
Hissing their incantations in the dark aeons before man came to be.
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Post by zarono on Aug 26, 2019 8:59:45 GMT -5
A terrible being guarded the edge of reality.
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Post by zarono on Aug 29, 2019 12:37:26 GMT -5
Created from bones and alien sorcery it would carry me to realms beyond.
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Post by zarono on Sept 3, 2019 7:28:09 GMT -5
Lest the dead rise to devour the living.
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