I find I comprehend text the best by eating six Krystals and going straight to bed.
You should try Hardee's newest eldritch burger, the Big Ubbo-Sathla with jalapenos and Black Lotus sauce. Eat it around 10:30 and you'll have nightguants swarming as soon as your head hits the pillow.
I ordered that at my local Hardee's they said they were out of Black Lotus sauce so I had them make it with the Yellow Lotus sauce. It was eldritch enough I suppose, but I emailed corporate to complain.
Do you have plans to fester loathsomely with your cosmic playmate this evening, but your hands are still bloodstained from sacrificing primates this morning? Try the Hand Soap of Tyndalos, now with pumice!