How I would have done DH Conan
May 2, 2018 15:35:35 GMT -5
Post by lordyam on May 2, 2018 15:35:35 GMT -5
Looking back the DH run was pretty good (barring exceptions like QotBC) but it wasn't perfect. Even the stronger series had some flaws (too much filler for one in the first series). So with the series basically done I'm going to try to describe how I would have done it, keeping elements that worked and changing what didn't.
So without further ado Part 1:
Arc 0 Cimmeria: Largely the same in some regards but make it clear that women are equal to men. Conan hears of the various lands from his grandfather Conn Conan meets Arianne when they do a "trading mission" to Venarium (really they're spying on them). Conan gets into the governor's mansion by seducing the governor's daughter Arianne and then sneaking into daddy's office while she's asleep in bed. When Venarium falls Arianne and her daddy are among those spared but Arianne is PISSED at Conan for using her and for destroying all the hard work her daddy put into this. Conan's grandfather is mortally wounded during the battle but says goodbye to his grandson. Conan leaves shortly afterward, heading north.
Arc 1: Conan in the north: Conan goes north and falls in with the Aesir, helping them track Vanir. However like in the original he pisses of Sjarl and Einar, who set him up and arrange for him to be abducted by the people of the Aerie (a city that even other Hyperboreans go out of their way to avoid). Conan falls in love with Iasmini and we see that in addition to being his lover she also teaches him a lot of basics of civilization (reading, writing, speaking other languages.) Conan picks up very rudimentary Zamorian and Hyrkanian from her, along with a smattering of Nemedian. However like in the original Conan unintentionally persuades Aishti'ana to enact his day of farewell and things go to shit. Conan does the funeral pyre and then goes after Sjarl and Einar. As luck would have it they were exposed as liars and forced to flee to the Border Kingdom when they were exposed and Conan catches up to and brutally murders them. He's hollow but continues on (We also get Janissa)
Arc 2: Conan heads to Nemedia and is recruited by Aztrias while in Bertinus. Conan is persuaded to do a job for him, but things don't work out. Then we get Kal recruiting Conan. THIS time Kal isn't heading to Hanumar but to a village in Ophir called Thuladra (which is home to an ancient obelisk that can destroy the eye of tik pilonga). Like canon Conan quickly finds himself drawn in and talks to Janissa; THIS Time she doesn't go into exact detail about her past. She derails the conversation by revealing she knocked him out. The next day you get the big final battle and Conan helps defeat the plague demon but almost dies. The Bone Woman approaches him and he rejects her, realizing that Janissa is ultimately a slave and that he won't be like her. Kal heals him and offers him money. Conan leaves Thuladra, hooking up with Jiara, Nyssa and the others.
Arc 3: Birth of a thief: Conan gets robbed and after an incident on Uskath hill he decides that fuck it he is NOT going to be beaten. He heads to Zamoria, and almost immediately makes waves. His first real mission (Scarcely a week after he arrives) is the tower of the elephant (yeah I'm changing things around a bit). He has that adventure, and then tries to continue being a thief. He has the adventure with Raffir (learning about a fence) and manages to make his mark. He also runs into Jiara again, and she manages to worm her way back into his trust due to the whole crown of tiamat thing.
Arc 4: Rise and Fall of a Thief: Conan's star continues to rise; his most daring exploit is raiding a caravan from Koth (here he encounters Sergius in a sword duel and humiliates him while working with the guy from Black Colossus). He also fucks the magistrate's wife. However, the King of Zamora reasserts himself following the destruction of Yara and begins trying to crack down on the thieves in the city. Conan's exploits in particular are a source of embarrassment. Conan is almost spoken to by Nestor but Ineri being saved waylays Conan who leaves. Conan and Nestor cross swords (Jiara tells Utor about Conan hitting the counting house the same night nestor robs it) and ultimately this leads to things going to shit (Conan's crew for another job is massacred by Nestor's goons). Conan however manages to escape and strangles Osshur for his treachery. He leaves, but looses his horse and most of his gold.
Arc 5: Halls of the Dead and Befriending Nestor: Conan manages to find the hidden city by chance and decides to raid it. Nestor follows after Conan and makes it, and they ultimately team up. During the course of the tomb raid they talk about what happened and Nestor explains why he was pissed at Conan (explaining how Conan's recklessness made shit a lot harder than it should have been). They end up becoming friends, with Conan saving him a few times. Eventually the army comes (the zombies) and they manages to flee. Conan returns to Zamora and the dragon lays Surna low with poison causing Conan and Jiara to get the fuck out of dodge. Meanwhile Iniri pursues Conan with another man, Old Jerim. She seeks to warn Conan. Conan unintentionally dooms Surna by thwarting the priest of Anu's attempts to get the healing potions (Atalis contracted them to get the potions) and then looting the potions. He and Jiara are captured by the sons of bel but Conan fights his way out and he and Jiara are saved by Nestor (still acting on Tzilius's curse.). Nestor and Conan manage to flee to the western corinthian city state of Magyar. We get an interlude with Conan and Nestor bonding; Nestor talks about his past to Conan and Conan tells Nestor his own adventures. They become friends; Nestor helps Conan learn a little bit more language.
Arc 6: Death of Nestor and Rogues in the House: Tzilius is pissed that Conan's interference cost Surna his life (Surna was planning to assassinate the King and so put a more pliant puppet on the throne who wouldn't hurt the nobility. Unfortunately Conan killing him put paid to that.) He decides Conan and Nestor will die. Conan and Nestor start making a splash in Magyar being observed by Murilo one night. Jiara is seduced by one of the priest's men to betray Conan and Nestor, and Tzilius contacts Nestor giving him the ultimatum. Kill Conan or die. Nestor refuses but realizes his own days are numbered. At this point the high priest attempts to arrest them; Conan escapes with the potions but Nestor is arrested and executed. Conan avenges him by enacting that scene from the comics where he makes the priest drink the potions and then cuts his head off before throwing it in the fire. Unfortunately he gets caught and thrown in jail. Murilo springs him partially (he creates the opening). Conan spares Jiara because she's just so pathetic it ain't worth it and we get the rest of the tale. Conan however looses Nestor's body thanks to Atalis and Tilbar making off with it and so heads home.
Arc 7: Cimmeria: Conan returns home to Cimmeria for a time, meeting Caollan (who like in the original is fleeing from the Aesir.) Like the original story it ends in tragedy when Breccan (being a cowardly little shitbag) murders her and Conan avenges her. He leaves Cimmeria after a heart to heart with his mom and goes back. Meanwhile Iniri falls in with Princess Ereshka and is accepted into court as an entertainer.
Arc 8: Return to the South: Conan returns to the south and decides to embark on the path of the mercenary. He falls in with Yaralet and we get that story. Conan is able to ultimately lay Nestor to rest and saves Iniri and Ereshka. Ereshka gives him some money and a promise to call on a favor at anytime after Strabonus (being a complete and utter shitbag) refuses to pay Conan anything other than a pittance. Conan falls in with a band of mercenaries and his commanding officer Aratus nearly gets everyone killed with his ineptitude. Conan kicks his rear and Aratus leaves the unit in disgrace after his idiocy nearly gets the unit wiped out in a battle. Conan is happy at having found a home.
That would wrap up series one
So without further ado Part 1:
Arc 0 Cimmeria: Largely the same in some regards but make it clear that women are equal to men. Conan hears of the various lands from his grandfather Conn Conan meets Arianne when they do a "trading mission" to Venarium (really they're spying on them). Conan gets into the governor's mansion by seducing the governor's daughter Arianne and then sneaking into daddy's office while she's asleep in bed. When Venarium falls Arianne and her daddy are among those spared but Arianne is PISSED at Conan for using her and for destroying all the hard work her daddy put into this. Conan's grandfather is mortally wounded during the battle but says goodbye to his grandson. Conan leaves shortly afterward, heading north.
Arc 1: Conan in the north: Conan goes north and falls in with the Aesir, helping them track Vanir. However like in the original he pisses of Sjarl and Einar, who set him up and arrange for him to be abducted by the people of the Aerie (a city that even other Hyperboreans go out of their way to avoid). Conan falls in love with Iasmini and we see that in addition to being his lover she also teaches him a lot of basics of civilization (reading, writing, speaking other languages.) Conan picks up very rudimentary Zamorian and Hyrkanian from her, along with a smattering of Nemedian. However like in the original Conan unintentionally persuades Aishti'ana to enact his day of farewell and things go to shit. Conan does the funeral pyre and then goes after Sjarl and Einar. As luck would have it they were exposed as liars and forced to flee to the Border Kingdom when they were exposed and Conan catches up to and brutally murders them. He's hollow but continues on (We also get Janissa)
Arc 2: Conan heads to Nemedia and is recruited by Aztrias while in Bertinus. Conan is persuaded to do a job for him, but things don't work out. Then we get Kal recruiting Conan. THIS time Kal isn't heading to Hanumar but to a village in Ophir called Thuladra (which is home to an ancient obelisk that can destroy the eye of tik pilonga). Like canon Conan quickly finds himself drawn in and talks to Janissa; THIS Time she doesn't go into exact detail about her past. She derails the conversation by revealing she knocked him out. The next day you get the big final battle and Conan helps defeat the plague demon but almost dies. The Bone Woman approaches him and he rejects her, realizing that Janissa is ultimately a slave and that he won't be like her. Kal heals him and offers him money. Conan leaves Thuladra, hooking up with Jiara, Nyssa and the others.
Arc 3: Birth of a thief: Conan gets robbed and after an incident on Uskath hill he decides that fuck it he is NOT going to be beaten. He heads to Zamoria, and almost immediately makes waves. His first real mission (Scarcely a week after he arrives) is the tower of the elephant (yeah I'm changing things around a bit). He has that adventure, and then tries to continue being a thief. He has the adventure with Raffir (learning about a fence) and manages to make his mark. He also runs into Jiara again, and she manages to worm her way back into his trust due to the whole crown of tiamat thing.
Arc 4: Rise and Fall of a Thief: Conan's star continues to rise; his most daring exploit is raiding a caravan from Koth (here he encounters Sergius in a sword duel and humiliates him while working with the guy from Black Colossus). He also fucks the magistrate's wife. However, the King of Zamora reasserts himself following the destruction of Yara and begins trying to crack down on the thieves in the city. Conan's exploits in particular are a source of embarrassment. Conan is almost spoken to by Nestor but Ineri being saved waylays Conan who leaves. Conan and Nestor cross swords (Jiara tells Utor about Conan hitting the counting house the same night nestor robs it) and ultimately this leads to things going to shit (Conan's crew for another job is massacred by Nestor's goons). Conan however manages to escape and strangles Osshur for his treachery. He leaves, but looses his horse and most of his gold.
Arc 5: Halls of the Dead and Befriending Nestor: Conan manages to find the hidden city by chance and decides to raid it. Nestor follows after Conan and makes it, and they ultimately team up. During the course of the tomb raid they talk about what happened and Nestor explains why he was pissed at Conan (explaining how Conan's recklessness made shit a lot harder than it should have been). They end up becoming friends, with Conan saving him a few times. Eventually the army comes (the zombies) and they manages to flee. Conan returns to Zamora and the dragon lays Surna low with poison causing Conan and Jiara to get the fuck out of dodge. Meanwhile Iniri pursues Conan with another man, Old Jerim. She seeks to warn Conan. Conan unintentionally dooms Surna by thwarting the priest of Anu's attempts to get the healing potions (Atalis contracted them to get the potions) and then looting the potions. He and Jiara are captured by the sons of bel but Conan fights his way out and he and Jiara are saved by Nestor (still acting on Tzilius's curse.). Nestor and Conan manage to flee to the western corinthian city state of Magyar. We get an interlude with Conan and Nestor bonding; Nestor talks about his past to Conan and Conan tells Nestor his own adventures. They become friends; Nestor helps Conan learn a little bit more language.
Arc 6: Death of Nestor and Rogues in the House: Tzilius is pissed that Conan's interference cost Surna his life (Surna was planning to assassinate the King and so put a more pliant puppet on the throne who wouldn't hurt the nobility. Unfortunately Conan killing him put paid to that.) He decides Conan and Nestor will die. Conan and Nestor start making a splash in Magyar being observed by Murilo one night. Jiara is seduced by one of the priest's men to betray Conan and Nestor, and Tzilius contacts Nestor giving him the ultimatum. Kill Conan or die. Nestor refuses but realizes his own days are numbered. At this point the high priest attempts to arrest them; Conan escapes with the potions but Nestor is arrested and executed. Conan avenges him by enacting that scene from the comics where he makes the priest drink the potions and then cuts his head off before throwing it in the fire. Unfortunately he gets caught and thrown in jail. Murilo springs him partially (he creates the opening). Conan spares Jiara because she's just so pathetic it ain't worth it and we get the rest of the tale. Conan however looses Nestor's body thanks to Atalis and Tilbar making off with it and so heads home.
Arc 7: Cimmeria: Conan returns home to Cimmeria for a time, meeting Caollan (who like in the original is fleeing from the Aesir.) Like the original story it ends in tragedy when Breccan (being a cowardly little shitbag) murders her and Conan avenges her. He leaves Cimmeria after a heart to heart with his mom and goes back. Meanwhile Iniri falls in with Princess Ereshka and is accepted into court as an entertainer.
Arc 8: Return to the South: Conan returns to the south and decides to embark on the path of the mercenary. He falls in with Yaralet and we get that story. Conan is able to ultimately lay Nestor to rest and saves Iniri and Ereshka. Ereshka gives him some money and a promise to call on a favor at anytime after Strabonus (being a complete and utter shitbag) refuses to pay Conan anything other than a pittance. Conan falls in with a band of mercenaries and his commanding officer Aratus nearly gets everyone killed with his ineptitude. Conan kicks his rear and Aratus leaves the unit in disgrace after his idiocy nearly gets the unit wiped out in a battle. Conan is happy at having found a home.
That would wrap up series one