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Post by deuce on Feb 20, 2017 12:25:36 GMT -5
We had a thread like this on the Old Forum. Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe justifies the entire existence of this thread. Razorfist's critique should've been longer, though. Plenty of mileage left in excoriating this flick.  |
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Post by themirrorthief on Feb 20, 2017 18:28:19 GMT -5
fist fight is bad but you keep watching for some reason
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Post by almuric on Feb 20, 2017 21:15:49 GMT -5
This is my personal pick. Unfortunately, the trailer doesn't adequately convey just how terrible it is, though it has a brief clip of the awful climactic duel and does show off the mind-bogglingly pervasive greenscreen.
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Post by deuce on Feb 21, 2017 13:04:36 GMT -5
"Shootout at the Okinawa Corral." LOL!!!  |
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Post by thedarkman on Feb 21, 2017 18:49:39 GMT -5
"Shootout at the Okinawa Corral." LOL!!! I actually liked this movie, but the obsession of Brandon Lee's character for Dolf's character's penis was, well, disturbing... |
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Post by deuce on Feb 28, 2017 16:58:55 GMT -5
The Roller Blade Seven. Just wow.
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Post by ChrisLAdams on Feb 28, 2017 19:00:09 GMT -5
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Post by ChrisLAdams on Feb 28, 2017 19:02:32 GMT -5
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Post by almuric on Mar 1, 2017 9:55:47 GMT -5
The Roller Blade Seven. Just wow. Nice location work, but holy Crom on his mountain, what the hell was that? I feel like I just got kicked in the head by the '80s.  |
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Post by johnnypt on Mar 1, 2017 12:01:39 GMT -5
The Roller Blade Seven. Just wow.
And there's a sequel!!!
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Post by almuric on Mar 1, 2017 13:08:34 GMT -5
I see your Roller Blade Seven and Raise you a Prayer of the Rollerboys:
Corey Haim joins the racist rollerblade street gang --- of the future!
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Post by deuce on May 3, 2017 11:11:38 GMT -5
Has anyone seen this?  |
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Post by johnnypt on May 3, 2017 12:03:06 GMT -5
Has anyone seen this?
No but I wish I had! Not surprised to see NRA board member Howard fully armed in those scenes. Is that supposed to be Marcia chugging on the jug? The other one is definitely the late Miss Jennings (would she still be with us if Aaron Spelling had convinced ABC to let her replace Kate Jackson?). And Cannon with mutton chops fishing for ladies under garments, I mean how do you go wrong? FYI-Director Gus Trikonis was Mr. Goldie Hawn before the Hudson Brothers and Snake Burton (aka Mr. Ego Nobody)
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Post by almuric on May 3, 2017 18:53:19 GMT -5
Did John Saxon ever turn down a script? Ever?
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Post by deuce on Jun 13, 2017 6:55:52 GMT -5
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