Russian unauthorized pastiches
Feb 12, 2020 11:30:55 GMT -5
Post by jeffalbertson on Feb 12, 2020 11:30:55 GMT -5
Tito Bras
Sun stone
Novel, 1996
Average rating:
6.00
Votes:
3
Annotation:
In the series of books about Conan, the guys will meet again with their favorite characters and learn about their extraordinary and amazing adventures.
- [6] +
Link to Falcon post, September 18, 2018
Review of the novel in Yesenin - "hooligan" style
The novel is purely specific, poorly in demand, according to the description - “childish”, although this is not so. I’ll open the plot without a spoiler - not only because he is alone in all such novels; but also because it is necessary to outline the differences from the identical ones.
The “Sun Stone” tells of how the terry elf, the lord of Asgard (!!), has been leading Conan since childhood. She initially taught him how to use a sword (!!); and appeared to him when gaining a kingdom, and later transferred Conan to some other world (whatever that means).
The nature of her relationship with Conan remained unclear for me, platonic love is NOT inherent in Conan. Apparently Conan was thinking about her when he was seducing his numerous girlfriends.
This is the general setting of the novel. The framing is godly, heretical formally with respect to the Conan Saga.
However, inside this “frame” a more or less readable text is enclosed, in which the elf is absent. Glory to Krom!
Common muddy - filthy (the enemies of Aquilonia) are seizing, armed with black sorcery. Miter rots Conan; condemns him to death (!!).
The filthy triumphs of victory; in the last deadly battle at the gates of Tarantia, the remaining thousands of Conan and the myriad hundreds of thousands (God, where are they from?) of Conan's enemies (democracy) will converge.
Conan decides to help petty Lolita, who has had strange magical powers. She summons a certain moon demon - a powerful entity, of rather incredible magical power.
The demon defeats the enemy troops in such a way that with sunrise they lose their ability to fight - madness, blindness and other pleasures.
Having completed the order, the demon wants to return. but lolita cannot return him; can not. A demon takes possession of it (it is possessed, but what do you think). No one can cure a girl.
Corrected (!!) Mithra reveals that only a solar stone - a powerful artifact - can expel a demon. The artifact, of course, beyond Vilayet, is in the vault of the evil sect. Miter announces this sect (later it turns out that this is not so). Conan, feeling gratitude to the courageous girl, "taking three onions in his pocket", goes for a stone.
After a rather long journey, GG arrives on the shore of Vilayet. Nobody wants to take him to the lair of sorcerers, as rumors about them are terrible. Conan meets a slave; she used to be with sorcerers and brings Conan with some spherical carriers of applicants to unknown distances
Conan rides; arrives; visits a temple, sees a sun stone, and decides to steal it - all within the framework of the Conanonical classics. Great motivation!
Among the evil sorcerers, he meets even one Cimmerian (!!) Peaceful "sorcerers" brainwash Conan - they give him their own versions of the story.
The night is coming; Conan runs into the temple; but he is caught stealing.
Sorcerers condemn him for a year of slavery, something must be filled with selfless labor, which, according to tradition, is the most disgusting.
Conan is chained in a small chain. Sorcerers are actually healers; they heal all the afflicted. Why Mithra hated them is not clear; but it doesn’t color him at all. This is unknown to nature Mithra the hater.
Conan is serving a sentence. At this time, nomadic Xyths (well, you understand everything) are going to gather on the possessions of sorcerer-healers - one of the Girkan tribes. And they intend to destroy the healers.
Conan is going to help them mochilovym; healers do not allow healers; you can’t pick up a weapon until the punishment is served.
Somewhere there is a battle going on; many healers die; including the Cimmerian who liked Conan, who was mortally wounded.
Conan tears a frail bond and takes the SWORD. The head of the healers gives him good. All this is described in such a way that I was inspired, it was interesting to read.
So then say what is written for the children.
Conan wets the Xyths, in martial arts, killing their leader. Long action game. The Xyphs catch him, they want to sacrifice to their "gods of the nine winds", among whom there is a mother-goddess, lusting for Conan (!!). Fun. Conan flees, abducts the Xythian princess (who is the sister of the murdered leader and herself leads the horde). The Xyths are chasing him - well, etc.
Conan's stone — the healers gave themselves; in gratitude for the help, and recognizing that Conan cannot be a slave-servant - like, a born warrior.
The ksif princess does not want to let go of Conan, since he captivated her, she lost her royal dignity, and, in the event of her return, anyone can take it.
Return crossing over the sea. Rewarding a slave who preserved a horse, etc.
NEXT begins Howard's gossip
As soon as Conan enters the countries previously described by other authors (including Howard), miracles begin. Shitty miracles.
The cities are ruled by the advice of the sages; in the vicinity of cities there are mutants - a cross between people and plants. That's all - heresy.
Conan punishes small-town sorcerers; rescues lovers of juvenile dolboobov; heals (with this sunstone) plant mutants.
Together with the xyphian pryncess, it arrives at the borders of Aquilonia. Naturally, there was a rebellion in her; insidious subjects seized power.
Conan suppresses the rebellion, refuses sexual merger with the prince; heals loli (the demon kills the main traitor), and taps on the elf.
Prynissa leaves to see the light. Loli leaves for the healers, taking back the sun stone. A large, miserable and lonely Cimmerian is waiting for his elf and she transfers him somewhere to unknown ebony.
The end is epic, as are the many “Conan ends” I have read. Given that he still crawls out on the screen, this is a buzz
Rating - 6.
Link to Falcon post, September 18, 2018
Review of the novel in Yesenin - "hooligan" style
The novel is purely specific, poorly in demand, according to the description - “childish”, although this is not so. I’ll open the plot without a spoiler - not only because he is alone in all such novels; but also because it is necessary to outline the differences from the identical ones.
The “Sun Stone” tells of how the terry elf, the lord of Asgard (!!), has been leading Conan since childhood. She initially taught him how to use a sword (!!); and appeared to him when gaining a kingdom, and later transferred Conan to some other world (whatever that means).
The nature of her relationship with Conan remained unclear for me, platonic love is NOT inherent in Conan. Apparently Conan was thinking about her when he was seducing his numerous girlfriends.
This is the general setting of the novel. The framing is godly, heretical formally with respect to the Conan Saga.
However, inside this “frame” a more or less readable text is enclosed, in which the elf is absent. Glory to Krom!
Common muddy - filthy (the enemies of Aquilonia) are seizing, armed with black sorcery. Miter rots Conan; condemns him to death (!!).
The filthy triumphs of victory; in the last deadly battle at the gates of Tarantia, the remaining thousands of Conan and the myriad hundreds of thousands (God, where are they from?) of Conan's enemies (democracy) will converge.
Conan decides to help petty Lolita, who has had strange magical powers. She summons a certain moon demon - a powerful entity, of rather incredible magical power.
The demon defeats the enemy troops in such a way that with sunrise they lose their ability to fight - madness, blindness and other pleasures.
Having completed the order, the demon wants to return. but lolita cannot return him; can not. A demon takes possession of it (it is possessed, but what do you think). No one can cure a girl.
Corrected (!!) Mithra reveals that only a solar stone - a powerful artifact - can expel a demon. The artifact, of course, beyond Vilayet, is in the vault of the evil sect. Miter announces this sect (later it turns out that this is not so). Conan, feeling gratitude to the courageous girl, "taking three onions in his pocket", goes for a stone.
After a rather long journey, GG arrives on the shore of Vilayet. Nobody wants to take him to the lair of sorcerers, as rumors about them are terrible. Conan meets a slave; she used to be with sorcerers and brings Conan with some spherical carriers of applicants to unknown distances
Conan rides; arrives; visits a temple, sees a sun stone, and decides to steal it - all within the framework of the Conanonical classics. Great motivation!
Among the evil sorcerers, he meets even one Cimmerian (!!) Peaceful "sorcerers" brainwash Conan - they give him their own versions of the story.
The night is coming; Conan runs into the temple; but he is caught stealing.
Sorcerers condemn him for a year of slavery, something must be filled with selfless labor, which, according to tradition, is the most disgusting.
Conan is chained in a small chain. Sorcerers are actually healers; they heal all the afflicted. Why Mithra hated them is not clear; but it doesn’t color him at all. This is unknown to nature Mithra the hater.
Conan is serving a sentence. At this time, nomadic Xyths (well, you understand everything) are going to gather on the possessions of sorcerer-healers - one of the Girkan tribes. And they intend to destroy the healers.
Conan is going to help them mochilovym; healers do not allow healers; you can’t pick up a weapon until the punishment is served.
Somewhere there is a battle going on; many healers die; including the Cimmerian who liked Conan, who was mortally wounded.
Conan tears a frail bond and takes the SWORD. The head of the healers gives him good. All this is described in such a way that I was inspired, it was interesting to read.
So then say what is written for the children.
Conan wets the Xyths, in martial arts, killing their leader. Long action game. The Xyphs catch him, they want to sacrifice to their "gods of the nine winds", among whom there is a mother-goddess, lusting for Conan (!!). Fun. Conan flees, abducts the Xythian princess (who is the sister of the murdered leader and herself leads the horde). The Xyths are chasing him - well, etc.
Conan's stone — the healers gave themselves; in gratitude for the help, and recognizing that Conan cannot be a slave-servant - like, a born warrior.
The ksif princess does not want to let go of Conan, since he captivated her, she lost her royal dignity, and, in the event of her return, anyone can take it.
Return crossing over the sea. Rewarding a slave who preserved a horse, etc.
NEXT begins Howard's gossip
As soon as Conan enters the countries previously described by other authors (including Howard), miracles begin. Shitty miracles.
The cities are ruled by the advice of the sages; in the vicinity of cities there are mutants - a cross between people and plants. That's all - heresy.
Conan punishes small-town sorcerers; rescues lovers of juvenile dolboobov; heals (with this sunstone) plant mutants.
Together with the xyphian pryncess, it arrives at the borders of Aquilonia. Naturally, there was a rebellion in her; insidious subjects seized power.
Conan suppresses the rebellion, refuses sexual merger with the prince; heals loli (the demon kills the main traitor), and taps on the elf.
Prynissa leaves to see the light. Loli leaves for the healers, taking back the sun stone. A large, miserable and lonely Cimmerian is waiting for his elf and she transfers him somewhere to unknown ebony.
The end is epic, as are the many “Conan ends” I have read. Given that he still crawls out on the screen, this is a buzz
Rating - 6.